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Posted on 19th Apr at 5:06 PM, with 20,854 notes
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
Posted on 19th Apr at 5:00 PM, with 6,483 notes

reverseracists:

brokendildo:

need some1 2 👅 the 🐱

need some1 2 square the square

Posted on 19th Apr at 4:56 PM, with 252,753 notes

spoopyphilia:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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Posted on 19th Apr at 4:56 PM, with 16,635 notes
butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

Posted on 19th Apr at 4:55 PM, with 131,913 notes
thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
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thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

Posted on 19th Apr at 4:52 PM, with 153 notes

remediosthebeauty:

This video explains why In 2014 it’s socially unacceptable to do anything anywhere.

Posted on 19th Apr at 4:48 PM, with 51,933 notes

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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