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Posted on 25th Jun at 1:47 PM, with 377,615 notes

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

Posted on 25th Jun at 1:46 PM, with 156,606 notes

snapchatting:

my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*

Posted on 20th Jun at 10:54 AM, with 556,779 notes

kaishounachi:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

Posted on 20th Jun at 10:52 AM, with 46,660 notes

shadowstep-of-bast:

carpeumbra:

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

They were young adult rebels with a cause.

where my punk-rock apostles at

Posted on 20th Jun at 10:48 AM, with 246,539 notes

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

Tagged: #fav,
Posted on 20th Jun at 10:48 AM, with 34,151 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

all i want for my birthday is a big booty po

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Posted on 20th Jun at 10:47 AM, with 316,572 notes

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

Posted on 20th Jun at 10:47 AM, with 25,548 notes

myrtlewilson:

cobramagick:

myrtlewilson:

you all are aware that basically the face of the x-men franchise, the character that has been in every single live action x-men film since the beginning, the macho, beer-drinkin, chain smoking all around badass Wolverine is confirmed to be bisexual right

Nope. It was his son.

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pretty sure i didn’t fucking stutter

Tagged: #oh, #hero,
Posted on 20th Jun at 10:46 AM, with 168,695 notes

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

Posted on 8th Jun at 10:23 PM, with 2 notes

"I m f9"

What the FUCK does that mean?????????????!??

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